Limbaugh Criticizes FLOTUS For Ribs

So, what should be a good thing -- fighting against childhood obesity -- instead gets twisted and turned into something sinister by none other than Boss Hog himself -- Rush Limbaugh. Seems that good ol' Limbaugh has nothing better to do than to attack First Lady Michelle Obama's dinner choice of ribs during a recent ski trip to Vail, Col.

Can First Lady O catch a break? Not if Limbaugh has his way. Apparently, she can't eat a rack of ribs, because Limbaugh detailed the calorie count and fat grams of her meal. I mean, damn! I thought the parents and kids were the ones who were asked to check their kids' diets -- not the FLOTUS. Last time, I checked, Mrs. Obama never came out and said SHE was on diet.

And if she was, so what? We all know that, she's into physical fitness.

Those guns? 'Nuff said. Even my puny arms wish they were more like hers. And what other FLOTUS have you seen running and playing relay games on the White House Lawn? Umm... Lemme check .... NONE! Damn sure wasn't Laura Bush and it definitely wasn't Barbara Bush.

No other FLOTUS has tackled childhood obesity. Period.

But you let Limbaugh tell it, FLOTUS wants everyone to eat "cardboard and tofu" and proceeds to assail her eating habits and chastises her for not leading by example.

Newsflash, Limbaugh: It's just ribs. What's next? Will he be checking for her when she eats a Snicker's bar? Or how about when she munches on a few potato chips?

I'm surpised that Limbaugh even cares, considering his reported battles with substance abuse. You know, all those Oxycontins must really be getting to him. A drug addict really really needs to be careful about the battles he picks, since I don't think healthy lifestyle and Oxy have ever gone together.

But I get it.... It's just one more thing for the uber conservative Limbaugh to criticize FLOTUS about.

I'm sure the FLOTUS likes junk food like the rest of us, but the key is moderation. That doesn't mean that you ban everything that's "bad" for you. And, truth be told, how "bad" are ribs, anyway? I can think of a lot of other foods that are much worse than a rack of ribs.

As long as the FLOTUS is fighting childhood obesity, she can eat what she pleases. A rack of ribs doesn't mean that Mrs. Obama isn't committed to a healthy lifestyle; it just means she's human like the rest of us!