Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Billy Ray Cyrus Needs His Ass Whooped!

"Achy Breaky Heart Break" crooner Billy Ray Cyrus is blabbing about the "evils" of Hollywood.

"I'll tell you right now -- the damn show destroyed my family," he tells GQ Magazine. "And I sit there and I go, 'Yeah, you know what? Some gave all.' It is my motto, and guess what? I have to eat that one. I some gave-all'd it all right. I some-gave all'd it while everybody else was going to the bank. It's all sad."

Cue the violins. Not feeling it, B-Ray. Umm,  this is what happens when you let your daughter act like  Hannah Montana in real life. Miley was making the big bucks, so you let her do whatever the hell she wanted.

Now, it's come back to bit you right in the ass. It's not just Billy Ray's fault; I blame her Momma, too. They let their daughter's handlers "handle" her to death.

That topless Vanity Fair shot when she was 15? Yeah, in retrospect, that was so not a good look, especially for a teen. And neither was that reported birthday bar party or her pole dancing antics.

Be a damn Dad, Billy Ray! Too late for that, cause Miley is a grown ass woman now and it's too late. The fact is, that her handlers couldn't do anything without her parents' approval. If they turned the blind eye, oh, well. Can't be a friend and a parent, especially in Hollyweird. You and your wife were responsible for Miley, not her "people."

Now, he waxes philosophical.

"I'm scared for her," he tells GQ. "She's got a lot of people around her that's putting her in a great deal of danger. I know she's 18, but I still feel like as her daddy I'd like to try to help. At least get her out of danger. I want to get her sheltered from the storm. Stop the insanity just for a minute."

Fame is a bitch.

Perhaps he should have said this, what, three years ago? Let's get to the real story. Since she was 11 years old, Miley's checks were paying the bills. Now, Miley is no longer doing Hannah Montana, her wholesome, squeaky clean image is in the toilet, and Billy Ray is in the middle of a bitter divorce.

Let's do the math, shall we? At her heyday, Miley was one of the richest teen stars at one point, earning a reported $25 million in 2007. She's a multi-million dollar franchise.

Billy Ray was willing to let her do whatever she wanted, as long as she was bringing home the bacon. Don't blame Hollywood now, when your daughter is smoking a bong for all of the world to see.

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